That’s why I was so excited about the first part of your post!  Everyone loves single elimination games and the Cubs losing right?

You deserve so many more stars for this gem of a reference.

People born in the 60's: 70's SNL was the best, everything else sucks

Simpsons and Fresh Prince counted as a after school program right?

Rhetorical questions are fun!

It makes a lot more sense if you consider that the Marlins have no interest in being a Major League Baseball club.

and the Brewers get swept by Detroit...

Cutest.  Offensive line.  Ever.

Fortunately, despite being a bit of a joke, our PM is actually working to remedy some of that. How’s race relations going in the US? I haven’t heard much since late 2016.

Tragedy + Time = Comedy

Wow, my brain totally did that thing and made this sentence make sense when I first read it. It is actually a disaster.

Ummm, I don’t have migraines, have never been contact with any medical professionals about said medication, because I don’t have any reason to. It was a general comment. Sorry I didn’t want to make a few phone calls at work researching my fucking Kinja post to satisfactorily answer your question. I’m sure if you’re…

It’s like there’s a party in my mouth and everyone’s invited!

Fair enough.

You try walking on a sheet of polished ice with flat soled shoes and a top heavy mascot costume!!

I really wish they were pretending and not brainwashed.

Joke’s on you, that can has a pull tab

A quick Google revealed it’s been approved and available in Canada since August. Obviously you still can’t just walk into a doctor’s office and demand whatever prescription you like, but I’m sure it’s readily available to those who have gone through years of unsuccessful or less effective treatments with other drugs.

Stupid trolls need the most attention.

That was my most sincere Kinja laugh of the day.  Well done.