Sweet Jesus. Who are his baseball teams, the Cards and Yankees?

Don’t even get me started on parents who grew up in our generation (I say that specifically because they should know fucking better) posting pics of their kids to FB for any perv out there who wants them.

35 year old here (an “elder millennial” as Iliza Shlesinger has coined it, still not sure if I agree :P ) Have had my current phone for about a year. Have never installed the FB app on it, not sure how long before that I deleted it from my previous phone, probably a few months. Pretty much stopped using FB at all…

Well said from a lawyer-ly PoV. That being said... Pay the man!!

To be fair, that pitch was disgusting.

Excellent point good sir. Hadn’t looked at it that way. Perhaps this is why in my case the fact that we were teenagers when we were together, and adults when we reconnected as “just friends”, seems to make a difference.

I can see absolutely no reason that they’re starting him over Josh Allen, unless, y’know, Allen is actually god awful.  Oh wait, I thought of a second one.  They’re the Bills.

Came down to comment on the trajectory of that pass myself. I’ve seen Brett Favre throw at least 10 better shovel passes.

My issue with this argument, is it implies that average man’s want to sleep a woman he’s already slept with, is greater than any other woman of equivalent attractiveness.

I generally drink coffee with just a splash of cream.

This is an extremely rational take, and you obviously don’t belong on the internet. Please retire with your gentle soul to some grassy meadow full of wildflowers and preserve your demeanor for future generations to study before some troll poisons your well of good takes.

You can scroll around to find my post about my ex-gf who I’m friends with if you want to hear the whole story, I disagree with the majority of your post, but I forgot to mention this and it is definitely true:

These were all very short sighted goals. Granted the wall was a long term project, but required no thought or analysis on a voter’s part aside from “build wall”. Let’s run through the other platform points you presented, and what the voters think it would take to accomplish them:

She blinks again and says, “Then it’s not black coffee.”

I also have the terrible ex-gf friend, we like to laugh about how awful we were together in the final few months of the relationship. Had the makings of a good thing in the beginning, we were high school sweethearts, prom dates, took each others’ virginity, had shared trauma from a stabbing incident we witnessed in…

because the voters will want to know what your platform is after his removal.

While meant as a troll, I’m sure the 5 - 7 million Californians (studies swing back and forth in that number range based on criteria used obviously) living below the poverty line, would kind of agree, and collectively based on representation, have as much political power as approx. 151080 North Dakotans. So yeah, if…

You’re right, a system where your vote counts for 1.0 and a Californian’s vote counts for 0.025 seems totally fair and democratic.

Don’t worry! In the the latest chapter of the little buddy comedy I like to call “Capitalism and the Industrial Military Complex”, we’ll just sell off wars to the highest bidder to re-coup cost. Not to mention all the weapons we can sell to the winning “contractor”. It’s win/win!

Two years ago I saw at least two people wearing Darren Sharper jerseys. One of them was a woman.