Well shit, I’d love to continue arguing with you, but I can’t argue with Ron....

Bird shit, pigeon especially, is EXTREMELY biohazardous. Pretty sure there’s no restaurant in existence that sprays down their entire outdoor area with medical grade disinfectant before opening every day. You’ve definitely helped me to recognize that the health aspect is BS.

Hey now, let’s not go insulting cats by comparing them to poofy, yippy, useless little accessory dogs.

I’ve agreed with everything everyone has posted as far as reasons dogs shouldn’t be allowed in restaurants, but I’ll be damned if this isn’t a super valid point.

True, and still I don’t want them where I eat either.

Dear Pet Owners,

Others may end up psychically and emotionally scarred

Oh I totally agree with you. I’m not complacent, I’m defeated.

We think that’s their job.

14 year olds twerking in mini skirts under the Friday night lights for the entertainment of men is perfectly fine though.  School sanctioned even.

Serious question. Why would politicians hold public meetings that only serve to decrease their popularity? Regardless of what they can and/or can’t control, they will be blamed for every problem under the sun their constituents believe they’re responsible for. No one is showing up at a town hall meeting to tell their…

Still better than anyone who works for TSN.

Yippie Ki-Yay Mr. Falcon

Not sure if I buy into the whole, playing half-assedly or being indecisive in your actions when you’re on a field with 21 other dudes flying around full speed will get you hurt, theory, but I’m sure that’s the number one reason you’ll hear.

Can you prosecute someone for lying if they’re genuinely not informed enough (or in this case, incapable of properly processing reality) to understand whether what they’re saying is a truth or a lie?

Kind of this. My issue is regardless of how shittily you run your restaurant, or what kind of cleanliness conditions exist on a day to day basis, wouldn’t you think they’d do a good clean up job before being featured on an internationally viewed TV show? It’s not like they’re unaware there’s an entire TV production…

I tend to treat them the same way I treat people who I know are relatively intelligent individuals, but believe in Imaginary Sky Lord. You could be a nobel prized winning physicist, and still be reeeeeeally gullible. “Smart” people can still be easily suggestible and influenced socially. Blame the system. Blame the…

Also Sierra is a fourth thing. Unfortunately my doctor had no opinion on which of Leisure Suit Larry or King’s Quest VI was the superior game.

Also I think some CG is allowed.

Also, fake celebrity pre-arranged “heterosexual” marriages.