One thing that people always get caught up in is concocting excuses when, the majority of the time, an excuse isn’t necessary at all.

I call shenanigans, sweepers don’t score goals, especially enough to have a regular celebration.

He also apparently didn’t get the memo that wearing a white button up over a white beater makes it look like you’re wearing a training bra. Take that money you spent on pepper spray and buy some V-necks bruh.

But he has to be the one person in the world who could shut him up right?

Toronto - Home of people whose existence is questionable when challenged.

I’m not agreeing with either of you but this is hilarious to me:

This actually is an important caveat to this story. I’m sure some little kids with a lemonade stand could do fantastically at Coachella, but they’re not going to let them just waltz in, set up, and take money from the vendors selling $8.00 bottles of water.

leaving the pitcher out all day to ferment.

Your whole argument is based on the assumption that anyone needs to spend their time reading what the average person has running through their brain at a given second.

Sorry, we tend to get annoyed when presented with an argument that’s basically: “Faith! Because lies!”

You seem to have not noticed this trend of ohhhh, say the last 70 years or so, where politicians promise to do everything and then do none of it.

See, I appreciate that you went the extra mile with the pic.

I would love it if this was about someone taking an anti-religion stance, but I’m 99.9999% sure it’s about the “gansta chain”.

I’ve lived various distances within 100km of the American border for a good chunk of my life. I’ve never seen American milk in Canada.

You stay the fuck away from my beautiful West Coast you bunch of Yankee vultures!!

50 years officially for the Maple Leafs this year... but everyone hates us, so no one cares.

I missed this. Kolzig getting to lift the cup might even be better than Ovie.

I got you bud.

I was about to make a crack about it being a little different that it was Mess winning his 6th cup vs. Ovie’s first, but I do still remember how jacked he was during that Rangers cup celebration. Good call.

I have no particular love for the Caps (still wanted them to win over Vegas) or TJ Oshie. Was only able to catch the audio on radio this morning and it still made me a little misty