Also while wearing flannel, and watching Hockey Night in Canada in between ends of a curling bonspiel against a team of moose.

To be fair, we (Canada) love to talk about how we burned down the White House, and not that it was actually British troops.

+1 Fallout reference

It continues to surprise me that in this ultra PC, SJW, don’t offend anybody world, that no one has latched onto “sucks” as the obvious homophobic slur that it is. It’s so ingrained in North American English that no one even thinks about it anymore. Little kids say it and no one bats an eye.

The Warriors won 73 games and then signed the best scorer in the galaxy. Every night since then has been a night off.

For example:

It’s not the alt-right memes I’m worried about, it’s the faux-left memes fabricated by the alt-right that the lizard brains will eat up like so many passing flies.

My mother keeps her green, unripe bananas in the fridge, and also eats them that way. Don’t worry she’s been told....

Beat me to it lol

95% of the media are liars and full of sh*t!!!

In related news, all Hooters, Titled Kilts, Barstool Sports, etc, have revised their job applications. Where it previously asked for “Measurements”, now reads “Soul References”.

They weren’t wrong. There’s Trump supporting Eagles’ fans supporting the decision all over Twitter.

Meanwhile the 3 Russians on the Capitals are wondering why everyone else isn’t as excited as they are to go see their President.

As much as I don’t want to encourage Bhad Bhabie, at least she takes some decent photos.

and pardoning white-collar criminals to set the stage for pardoning his own inner cabal of scumbags.

Think that’s kinda the point dude...

I’ll take the obvious but truthful route here:

+1 danger zone

Holy crap, I had trouble sharing a queen with a ex-SO and cat, and now have trouble sharing king with just SO, and both of us are pretty average size.