So, I did a quick bit of math and here is what I came up with

Well most of my knowledge of police protocol comes from Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit II so I’m pretty sure the helicopter comes in by the time you unlock the Ford GT.

Holy freaking shitacular what the frigging crapfuckdickpiss did i just HOW

Hauled my van with my truck once.

Did you know that because of Steve Irwin, they don’t actually sell Corvette Stingrays in that country?

That combat ship is Littorally unsinkable.

Stop trying to make that’s hot happen.

Carbon fiber...we don’t need no stinking carbon fiber

I feel the opposite, and I think time is on my side. Function over form.

From the title, I was really hoping this was a story about a band destroying a town in Florida.

because making the Dart lost them a few billion, and SUV’s have higher margins and people seem to keep buying them instead of STATION WAGONS WHICH WE WANT!!!! but so uhm, it probably went something like this.

I’ve only had one true “barn find” incident in my life personally. I was about 18 years old and worked for JC Penney. During my lunch one summer, I was looking through the Dallas Times Herald’s car classifieds and saw “Old Mercury for Sale. Make offer.” with the phone number. It was late in the day, on a Friday, but I…

Well, you’re wrong.

Daigo be like...

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I wouldn’t climb outside the structure like that, but I would gladly and eagerly climb the cat walk. That would rock.

I thought about it and all I could think of is

Oh, and why is worried about the trailer, and not the WANG SHAPED POND only a few blocks away?

Her name was Stef. She drove both a maroon mid 70s Mercedes 280 with a light tan interior that was darker than her hair, and a chevy wagon that was a mile long and just made her look even shorter then her 5' frame.