How the hell do you confuse Bernie Ecclestone with Liam Neeson

Let’s all agree that none of them are as good as a ‘27 Packard.

Ugh. Worst Six-Flags ride ever.

Probably no more than the Renegade already has on.

One word... Aerodeck

Honda Prelude.

I think I know where he contracted HIV

Do the Cubs win the World Series?

Be ware of delving too greedily and too deep.

The Mustang’s driver.

If you need to be heard to be safe, you’re not doing it right.

Freddy, we’re gonna have one of those meetings later where I talk and you listen.

If it’s based on the Giulia, they can just do it in one hour now.

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Something like this I guess.

In this case:

Person 3: now Jack, go drown in icy cold water because Rose is a selfish bitch and knew there was enough room for the both of yout’s.

Have another nice UK one:

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