Triumph Street Triple 675: 1/4 mile in 11.389 @ 119mph with me (A numpty) riding.

I love this ducktail.

I drove a C250 twice over the past week and the synthetic leather they use is really terrible. A Volvo S60 has better leather.
We settled on a Jag XE and I couldn’t be happier.

They sold these very briefly in Australia in the early noughties but they were something stupid like $30k at the time. I would own the shit out of this copen breadvan though.

Damnitt, how am I supposed to fit dead hookers in here now? Cutting them up is too messy.

Has this been hit in the side?

Can we have Guy Martin instead of this guy?

I don’t know why but I really like this.

You need to stop calling this a scooter. An automatic/CVT transmission doesn’t make it a scooter.

Sure it’s nice now but this is going to look pretty ordinary when they add indicators and mirrors.

NOT this one.

Ducktail! Yesss!

I’m thankful for the Toyota Camry.

Peek-a-boo!

This little rack/bracket looks cool but if this is metal then I’ll be removing it immediately.

Um.. That was only two rotations. Two and a quarter if we’re being picky.

ALL of the digital urban camo!

Lexus LFA

Wow, all of a sudden I really dislike this glasshouse, it looks a bit like a 1 series but with even worse proportions in order to fit the extra doors.