“all of those machines can fly in an airplane. all of them”

There really are no bad people in this case.

Let’s make a deal, white people:

This club has everything....

This is precisely what I came down here to write. The second I hear “mama bear” I go ahead and assume slightly nuts. Though they’re usually on the other side of the counter demanding to see the manager.

From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.

The Queen was and is not a coloniser. In fact, one of the most significant aspects of her tenure has been the dismantling of the colonial structure. There is a great deal of evidence to suggest that she is not prejudiced. Most significantly, she is not supposed to be political in any way. However, she deemed the…

As the owner of a wine bar, I don’t care what people do to their wine as long as they are spending money. I tend to drink wine in the summer with club soda and ice. That way I can drink all day and not feel awful.

According to Italians, the best way to enjoy wine is however you want it, with whatever food you want, and in whatever glass you choose. So, if it’s super hot and your wine isn’t properly chilled and you just want to drop some ice in it, it’s all good. In an ideal world, all white wine (or rose) would be perpetually…

Given that she was a qualified mechanic and truck driver, she was probably the most experienced chauffeur he’s had!

If you forgot to stick the bottle of white wine or rose in the refrigerator, it is perfectly acceptable to drink the first glass with an ice cube in it while the rest of the bottle chills in the freezer (don’t forget about it there).

If you like it that way, do it.

As long as you don’t wet the bed, I don’t care how you get drunk.

The French call it “a là Piscine”, and they’re way classier than I am. So, lets go with yes. You do you!

Ice in wine: yea or nay?

FYI: Old Navy has a “cocoon dress” that looks almost identical to the Everlane one and it’s $15.00. I have it in three colors, though it looks like they only have 2 left.

Nope, you are not an old. I am an old, in my early 50's, and sack dressing is a fucking godsend. Nothing fits me well anymore anyway (just wait until your meticulously-maintained body gets a mind of its own), so I may as well be comfortable and I’m DELIGHTED that these are currently fashionable. I’m going to continue…

As a fat guy who goes to the gym all the time, watches what I eat, and generally wants to be ripped, I feel so terrible for that woman who was the victim of the assault Dani Mathers perpetrated on her. Going to the gym, and the locker room even more so, is not about mocking those who aren’t as perfectly fit, and…

Seriously? This is the hill we die on? What was meant to be a small token of support is turned into a point of outrage? Im sorry but the reason trump and his supporters continue to shit all over us is because we devote too much of our very limited resources to bullshit infighting in a hope to be wokest. Can we get…