Bill Cosby sucks, but Cliff and Clair Huxtable are my parenting idols.

I totally remember that Cosby show episode:

Oh yeah, but for the kids at school I wouldn’t have realized how poor we were. I remember my dad taking me to a discount store to buy new sneakers (as my birthday present). Back in the 80s some stores still sold cheap sneakers in giant metal bins- the sneakers were tied together with laces and you had to dig through…

I can’t remember when I first realized we were in the upper middle class (dad’s a prominent attorney, mom was in entertainment business), but I do remember my parents clearly teaching me that their money is THEIR money. I was being a snotty 13 year old and begging my mom for the latest trendy jeans - they were like…

Second grade. Opened my lunchbox midyear to find half a bologna sandwich, a gherkin pickle, and an empty cup to get water from the fountain. I was like, “Huh. We’re POOR.” Then I shrugged and hightailed it to the playground.

Know for damn sure he directed the video.

And this troubadour sounds like a cross between an angry grandmother and my mail carrier.  

Dave Chappelle’s Clayton Bigsby, the black white-power supremacist leader, approves of this song. He also produced it, with his blind ass.

A...vehemently racist anti black....hip hop song.

But HOW do you love her, though?

I have seen it up close too, and there is ALL the judgement in there and none of the grace. Except when it comes to themselves. Once a group of people were talking about that show “Duck Dynasty” and I said I had never seen it. One of the ladies popped up and said “Oh it is good. And they’re Christians!” Um, from what…

Now *this* is Justin’s genuine happy face. Sorry Paul Ryan, Justin will never love you the way he loves Barack!

It depends on the clinic, but no, prenatal services aren’t a big part of Planned Parenthood’s mission. That’s mostly because in most states, low-income pregnant women automatically qualify for Medicaid or similar options, even pre-ACA. For example, at the Planned Parenthood clinic I used to volunteer with, we didn’t…

For some reason, when you work for high-profile anti-LGBTQ politicians (and Cheetolini’s personal opinions don’t count, he’s letting Pence run things), it’s difficult to find talented hair, make-up, and fashion advisors.

Hey, this is something we are looking into. Would you mind emailing us which town you live in specifically? Email me and Prachi, julianne@jezebel.com and prachi.gupta@jezebel.com. Thank you much.

You guys are nothing if not predictable.

I’m gonna sound like an ass when I say this and I don’t really mean to, but I can’t necessarily think of a better way to say it so: Why should they feel great?

What say you, cheerleaders?