Fuck these guys. Seriously.

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

Oh hellz naw I wouldn’t walk away from my hard-earned miles. Just moving forward, earn them for a different airline and avoid them as my first preference (I travel a lot for work).

This week

While we may not have any hard proof (YET), there is a 0% chance Steve Bannon has never said nigger.

With all my intuitive, witchy powers I tell you I have long believed Kanye to be bipolar. Love him, feel for him, he’s a blowhard but brilliant. Let’s try a little compassion- when it comes to mental illness, celebs are really just like us- except sometimes the fishbowl exacerbates the delusions and makes it harder…

Kanye has low-key over the years discussed legitimate mental health issues. I am not somebody who dismisses Kanye as ‘crazy’, but he’s been reasonably direct about it. For all his antics he is still a person, and I hope he’s ok.

Counterpoint: Mayo in place of butter is awesome for grilled cheese. Be sure to use real Hellman’s or Dukes for best results. None of that fat free/reduced calorie crap. Results below:

It isn’t French because it’s inspired by French cooking, it’s called that because this is what you make when you surrender unconditionally to life.

I’m 36 from the south and growing up my mom made pear salad: http://allrecipes.com/recipe/77152/pear-salad-ii/

Candlestick salad, or candy dick salad?

Sounds suspiciously like “candlestick salad” - and upright banana with a pineapple ring around the base to help it stay upright, and a maraschino cherry at the top as the flame, with a drizzle of mayo as the melted wax. Again, lettuce just for looks.

It means a lot that she covered the often left out verses from the Cohen version instead of the more popular Buckley version. I was pleasantly surprised, especially since she wasn’t going for romantic with the song and instead facing defeat with grace.

You are correct. They did in fact vote. They stated that they didn’t vote for president, but they did vote for other candidates/issues.

This!!! I’ve gotten in several arguments this week with people blaming Hillary for being a terrible candidate and therefore putting us in this mess. I’m like fuck that! We lost because there are too many assholes in this country wanting to burn things down. Also too many people too apathetic to go vote against fascism.

My husband refers to that as “winning the game.” I’m not sure what game that is, but it sounds gross.

What about those of us who have been shitting plenty, but they aren’t good poos? They’re all sludgy and leave you feeling gross rather than invigorated, which is how a poo SHOULD make you feel.

Thank you for asking. I have a 11/8 poop story that is the equivalent of 9/11 “the sky was so blue that day.” I woke up at 4:40 am, drank a cup of tea and ate a bowl of Raisin Bran. I was hoping to poop prior to leaving for the polls at approximately 5:40 but did not feel optimistic as it was so damn early. I thought…

I’ve had several “incognito” poops. The kind where you wipe and it’s clean. There’s no trace at all.