Former Jezebel writer Mark Shrayber occasionally texts me screenshots of it to troll me, which I richly deserve

I thought your xoJane essay was good :)

I didn’t read the byline on this article but I read this:

The line drawn between Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump is both obvious and invisible—like it was etched using a thick black marker with ink only the sane can see.

You know what Mariah’s schtick is? Five octaves.

L’Oreal actually has a scholarship program for female scientists. Kinda funny you picked that as an example.

I work for a big brand so I have a love hate with beauty bloggers. It’s great when they like a product of ours, and I love that makeup is so popular and women are really embracing it. On the flip side, a beauty blogger can’t give you a personally tailored, hands on experience like myself and other beauty advisors etc.…

“She comes across as the two most important women I’m about to insult”

My mom had those. They tasted like a crumbly tootsie roll. (So many things in the ‘70s did.)

My grandma always had those! I loved those even more than the Jell-O with fruit suspended in it.

I think when his campaign staff promised him the debate would give him a yuuuge “bump,” he misinterpreted what they meant.

I know, it was awkward wording--I didn’t mean you “cannot” I meant you can choose not to.

Swiper no swiping!

There are two kinds of people in the world...

wait I’m pretty sure you can... my nephew just traveled in his own seat.

You can literally not buy a ticket for an actual baby and this guy bought a ticket, AND put the doll’s name on it.

Whoa. Nice name.

Shamelessly stolen from the Reddit thread about this: