Ugh. I’ve been there (though not on as large of a scale) and these people need to let it go. Do what you know is right, not what you know you can get away with. It disgusts me when people (the nieces and nephews) sit around waiting for an inheritance they didn’t earn. Good for Shelia (the one who wanted to sign it…

I stapled my finger in the bathroom at my dad’s office, with the stapler I wasn’t allowed to use. It was a big one, like for packing or upholstery? I passed out, came to, and went to photocopy my face like we always did. Never told anyone.

This is sort of mean (I have sisters and we did way worse) and really hilarious. Also, I think it’s super sweet that you all shared a bed.

Argh. I remember the sudden crashing hunger of middle school. That teacher was mean!

This woman looks like me. Also, behaves in the way I behave in my mind. Separated at birth, for sure. Distant cousins, at least.

I have a shade question. (I’m old, and I’m trying.) During the second presidential debate, when the candidates were asked to say something nice about each other, Clinton complimented Trump’s children. Given that he’s been accused of not being a very active father, was this shade? I mean, she was basically…

I hate myself for needing to make the correction, but the bathroom law is North Carolina, not South Carolina. Sincerely, Sandlapper* Grasping at Straws

I want to star this but it’s at 69, so I can’t.

They tried to change the name in the mid eighties to “Diet Ayds,” but it didn’t work. Also, the infredients they used are now illegal, I think? Dexatrim was another brand.

Ah! That makes sense. Hope you can forgive my oldest child compulsion to  correct inaccuracies wherever I see them. (The only reason I resist correcting grammar online is that I make so many mistakes myself, I fear it’ll come back to haunt me.) Anyhow, yes, you’re right. And I know we all agree that buying a seat for…

You can buy a ticket for a baby, you just don’t have to on most airlines if the baby is under a certain age. Which doesn’t make this story any more normal. Or okay at all.

That is stunning and I want one. And if there’s no place for my bag? I’ll buy one that fits.

I respect Skittles for their response (but I still really want Skittles right now).

This deserves way more stars. Hella accurate.

This is the best toilet paper. My aon at college just asked if he could get some from Amazon Prime because he hates the dorm tp. If that’s as spoiled as he gets, I think we’re okay.

This is the best toilet paper. My aon at college just asked if he could get some from Amazon Prime because he hates…

It’s part of the fun! I leave my roll of quarters on the ledge where the timer is so I can add more time quickly.

I’m a longtime fan of the DIY car wash and I learned a few things. Thank you. One little quibble: Please don’t assume all your readers are male (“mom/wifey/roommate”). I’m a woman and have a husband. He and I own a real vacuum together, which we’re equally unlikely to use, because we both prefer to hire out that job.…

Yeah, I can’t find anything to be mad about. And the dresses are kind amazing. 10/10 would definitely use as party decor.

If someone had moved the drugs to safety, there would have been a real hero-in this story. (I’m learning. I live for the pun threads.)

This is a weird story, but kind of sweet? Also, I want a Cadillac. they’re a dream to drive.