I agree, but sometimes if the offending patron is an old lady who is from a different culture and also happens to be really stubborn, the best solution is just to run back in with an exorbitant tip when she isn’t looking. Not that I’m talking about anyone in particular.

yup. Our nine year old, as far as I know, hasn’t had anything to eat today but some corn chips and a banana with peanut butter, if he’s to be believed. (He was with the sitter today, and may have eaten and forgotten.) His older brother made him a cheeseburger, and had the audacity to put one leaf of kale and one…

I have heard it, but only from older people. I'm from the southeastern US.

sounds like a less scary version of "Play Misty for Me." Good for her!

Your dad rocks.

Well, I didn't know I was craving it until it was brought to me in bed this morning, but a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich on focaccia bread hit the spot.

Uhhh...my skin gets so dry in the winter, even if I slather coconut oil all over before getting dressed. I'm kind of intrigued by the lotion thing. But not really. It would be nice it they made a full body stretch suit with lotion in it for sleeping. Kidding. Mostly.

In answer to your last question: Me, so totally me.