Before we start filming, we oughta discuss the bonus situation.

Who’d have thought that a “news” outlet that thinks lizard people are running the Federal government might not grasp the workings of the Executive branch

“ Trump’s team had (as of Wednesday) literally no pages”

This is my favorite part from the WSJ article:

We are in a position such that when they put in Reince as Chief Of Staff, I think I actually breathed a sigh of relief as there would be a goddamn adult (albeit one I have no time for) in the room.

Breitbart are in the goddamn White House.

“OK people, step one is get that statue of Jay Z out of here. He said a lot of nasty things about me.”

Most people don’t really want news, they want to confirm that what they already believe is true. Before social media such a “news” source didn’t exist, so people were forced to confront actual facts. Now, you can tell yourself that there is real “news” that backs up what you already think without having to confront…

They’re not blaming Facebook for Trump’s election, they’re pointing out that Facebook is trying to have it both ways: boasting about being the largest news site in the world but refusing to take responsibility for demonstrably false news being posted, in the name of “impartiality.”

Zuck, you can either allow Facebook to be a completely user-driven experience, or you can be a news organization. But if you plump for the latter then it means deciding on an editorial direction for what you allow for, and ‘anything goes’ doesn’t fucking count, at least not if you want to have anything in the way of…

No puppet.

Of course it’s fucked up.

We can still act holier than thou.

but Corey Lewandowski is still on the payroll.

Why wouldn’t he? His sensation and volume are great even after the surgery.

Aw man let poor Ken be. He doesn’t deserve this. It’s all fun and games till Thiel comes after your ass on bone’s behalf. And then you know what happens? No rice cooker

The answer is always to protect pedestrians. I have a few reasons for this:

Flowers for Alderaan

All the more embarrassing since that game was actually called “Waverace 64.”