@echo off: Yeah, well, I get 7 Mbps here in New York for around $50 a month. That's why the US is the greatest country in the world!

@Lord_Data ∞: Yeah, but who said I want to unsee that?

Are beers meant for consumption in microgravity brewed in microbreweries?

@QLAB: "Jewish" is an adjective, "Jew" is a noun. "Jews" is a plural noun, i.e., a group of them. Calling someone a Jew is only politically incorrect if you're using it to connote that they conform to certain stereotypes that have been attributed to Jews (i.e., cheap, large-nosed, Christian-baby-killing, etc.). If you…

"In the book, the Jewish kill Haman's sons and seventy-five thousand Persians."

I do enjoy the occasional cup of tea, but it's always disappointed me that I can't bring myself to enjoy coffee. The smell is so good, but the taste is just blech. I know there are so many sophisticated flavors to coffee, but I guess I'll have to stick to sampling different liquors.

@jbaranski: I'm guessing they don't have that there newfangled Inter- uh, wadduya callit agin Jimmy?

I guess all those shenanigans about what Yahoo! actually is don't matter so much when they're the third-ranked web brand.

@Akio Morita: Yeah, they make printers too. Do you know anyone who has one? Me neither.

@The Intern: You win so hard.

I know Palm doesn't get a whole lot of love around here, but smartphones with inductive charging integrated into the design are kind of old news.

@ithyphallus, 13382: I approve eye candy.

@Charliehorse: Exactly.

@ithyphallus, 13382: Or don't do it at all. It was the only thing worse than having to pick up ammo throughout that game.

@Charliehorse: And the corollary: if God is bound by physical laws, God is not God.

"Why bother with iPods at all?"

@Fractal the Meek: I think the idea is that developers will now be able to write SDK apps that tap into the PDK when needed, so an app could run 3D graphics "windowed" within a regular SDK app or run a GPU-accelerated scene when necessary, but leave, say, the menu structure of an app in the SDK to save on battery when…

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