The real problem is asking any of us to feel sympathy with some of the wealthiest, most privileged people in the world playing a game for a living that many plebes would give their right nut to do for five minutes.

For every NFL linebacker now suffering from CTE in his mansion I’ll raise you five guys from the street…

He is still a fancy dog. Just a bad dog. A very bad dog, who doesn’t get to play with the ball.

I like how “Schoolie McSchoolFace” is the tongue-in-cheek one.

I like how she reads off all the absurd suggested names including the Adolph Hitler nomination and then caveats the Schoolie McSchoolface nomination by saying that it was “tongue in cheek”.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

So Donald Trump gets the most votes and now the authorities are working to prevent him getting the nomination?

I wish I knew how much of a douche nozzle Schilling was sooner, ‘cause I bought and LOVED Kingdoms of Amalur.

This never would’ve happened if Chip Kelly were still alive.

The illegal defense and hand check rules have as much or more to do with the rise of the current style of pro ball as anything else. I think that the rule changes have made the game more fun to watch. The Laimbeer-era Pistons and the Riley-coached Knicks teams (and many others) had some fantastic players but the games…

Well of course. Otherwise, we might have thought he meant a Daytime Emmy. Or, God forbid, a local Emmy.

I would bet my left arm that he initially typed “an Emmy” and then stuffed “National” in there to make it sound as fancy as it could.

Titans fans have to be used to getting hosed by now.

“Short, and to the left.”

You try living in Cleveland for a year and see how you turn out

Who hasn’t?

Football Affluenza Kid.

If only there had been some red flags somewhere in the process.

Drugs. Drugs happened to Johnny Football. Drugs, and not giving a shit.

“We were in deep, man,” says Blaine Boyer without the slightest touch of irony.

Dear god - I missed that quote in my read-thru. Good stuff!