Then you should have become a mechanic or a welder or a plumber.

I’m a millenial and although we also kept on partying after college, every single one of us now has a big boy job (like a career), have solid homes (not sleeping on a couch), and actually go to work.

This ten year gap in the millenials is worrying. Again, from my own experience I know plenty of hard working kids, but…

I was just going to write about the same thing.

Worry about peaking? Oh, honey, with your degree in Progressive Genders Studies, 60K in student loans, credit cards maxed on trips to Soho, the ‘triumphs’ of your hashtag activism, and the condescending lectures you give your Starbucks customers you don’t need to worry…

Well, that would actually be a valid point if it was objectification.

Are we allowed to ‘objectify’ nude women in public who put themselves on display or do I need to punch my disobedient crotch for its impure thoughts and return to my puritanical, judgemental SJW commune?

As some funny civil disobedience trolling this is great.

As a ‘statement’ this is as stupid as the other statements progressives have tried lately.

Look, we all know this is actually just advertising for this artist and a way for these women to feel scandalous but not slutty by dropping trow in public. If any of them…

A stalk of celery has more muscle mass than a hipster.

It’s like the living personification of a Frat. Just this video.

A bunch of pastel wearing bros in their little shorts throwing wild, hilarious haymakers and drunkenly ruining an event while blonde haired skanks cheer them on.

Exactly. He’s a ruler. Not a street rabble-rouser like Magneto or an intellectual like Xavier. He thinks he’s a king because he’s been a king for centuries (in his mind forever).

So he shouldn’t do much of anything until the end and when ultra-powerful Phoenix gets smacked down or Wolverine is knocked halfway to…

Ugh, of course they messed this up.

Apocalypse works best as a threat, but one that is used sparingly. In the comics he is a schemer even though he’s one of the most powerful beings on Earth. It is beneath him to ‘brawl’ with mutants unless they force his hand.

This sense of legacy, of royalty, is important to the…

You self-hating marxists are unbearable. And not because you have the moral high ground. Because everything in your argument stinks of privilege, lecturing, and cherry-picked bullshit.

Why do you people (SJW millenials) obsess over race as if nothing else exists.

For fun, look at how many civil rights icons from different countries were hardcore sexists.

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We get it, you’re some 19 year old virtue signaling to us. Fine. Fine.

Here’s a pat on the head. You’re a good non-racist! yes you are! Yes you are! Now go play with your ball while the adults talk.

Someone who lived more than 100 years ago had different PC values than someone today????

STOP THE PRESSES! CALL BUZZFEED STAT!


For fun, tell me all the non-racist presidents from 100 years ago. Then tell me all the non racists humans from 200 years ago. Get out of here, child.

Was it the sole purpose?

Did he tank the economy based on Jeebus?

Did he obliterate the environment?

Did he send other people’s kids to fight in wars he was too chicken shit to be a part of?

Did he make fun of the wives of other politicians in public?

Did he start sniveling and crying whenever someone wrote something…

Yeah one of my best friends was a Busher. He is STILL convinced there were weapons of mass destruction, STILL convinced that Bush was great for the economy, STILL convinced that Obama did the bailout and crashed the economy, etc.

We’re not friends any more.

So wait, does this mean male tears are no longer funny? Are we supposed to cry all the time now?

Because, I got news, men have been crying for quite some time. Sports victories and defeats, at weddings, at funerals, at the birth of children, when a heroic dog dies. We actually cry quite a bit, we just don’t do it when…

The Contract With America was a wonderful scam they foisted on the rubes to make them think any GOP politician gave half a shit about anyone.

If you put a gun to my head I couldn’t tell you what about that video is satire and what are laws the GOP has passed or is trying to pass.

They are the goddamn joke. Not, funny-haha. More funny-does something smell like a rotting, dead body?

Huh? So are you mad he’s not writing car puff pieces or are his car puff pieces too Communist?

Please clarify and don’t just have the thesaurus throw up again.