Chris Christie is like Rob Ford’s less successful, separated at birth, third brother. Because if Ford had moved to America and run for President, even he would have been less embarrassing than Christie is.

He was mentioned in my classes.

As the last french man to actually win a battle. . .

Still more informed than Fox News.

Is this gym in war-torn 1994 Bosnia? That is the saddest, darkest gym I’ve seen that doesn’t have a serial killer dismembering coeds in it.

I still send people this article when I want to better articulate why I dislike ESPN so much these days. Except for PTI I don’t watch a single show anymore and back in college we used to have it playing on TV 24/7.

Look at how popular those fuckin’ Kardashians are. The audience exists and its the male version of the vapid morons who support the Kardashians.

Mouth-breathing rubber neckers who traded in Maury Povich for ESPN.

Always Fox.

ESPN still has PTI, with a similar format but I always think of the anti-Bayless show.

I love Afro Samurai, but really, Luke? Not a peep about the cultural appropriation here?

Just a black man dressed in traditional Japanese clothing and no one is going to bring up cultural appropriation? It’s almost like the SJWs at Kotaku have selective outrage syndrome.

That’s awful. No one should have that kind of stuff sent to them.

In other news, I’ve been called a racist, told to go die, been told that I’m a rapist merely because I’m straight, been told that I’m a pedophile, and been told to go die a whole bunch more.

According to their names and pics, all by women.

When I game…

If you have patience the emulators will catch up.

The real problem is asking any of us to feel sympathy with some of the wealthiest, most privileged people in the world playing a game for a living that many plebes would give their right nut to do for five minutes.

For every NFL linebacker now suffering from CTE in his mansion I’ll raise you five guys from the street…

but his owners just combed his hair and powdered his tush-tush. He’ll sit, roll over, throw an interception, and try to bury his poop. He’s a good boy!

I love that humans are so stupid they never learn.

Fifty years from now, when everyone is permanently jacked into the Matrix you’ll still have the AIs saying ‘hey let’s rename the Binary Throneroom in an open internet contest! what could go wrong?’

Careful, according to the editors at Kotaku/io9 your friends are, in order:

Islamaphobic or bigoted against Mexicans

Transphobic and possibly plotting hate crimes

White supremacists. That last one is just a catch-all for anything.

Totally agree. That was a very fun game.

Amalur was a good game. Great combat system and easy to understand quest management. I sunk 100+ hours into beating every square inch of that, but I couldn’t get past the ‘where the hell am I and what am I doing’ or Oblivion or Skyrim.

Curt is still a moron, a terrible businessman, a bigot, and a delusional right…

Spiderman has a suit that seems difficult to translate into the real world.

I like Morales’ comic book suit, but the deep blacks and red accents look kind of cheap in the real world. I know this is just a cosplayer so I’m not slamming him (it’s a good looking homemade suit), but I am slamming the Civil War wardrobe…

K, what is default human being to you? Beige? Or maybe your skin color?

Guess what, kid, the default human being to most Africans is black. Etc for the rest of the planet.

You know this kind of stuff won’t get you laid well. I mean you’ll find some smelly, shrill fellow SJW to do things to you but it’s going to really…

Oh, shit just got real.

So what do the indignant SJWs do now? Do they keep railing against white washing or do they respect the artistic intentions of a POC?

It’s a Sophie’s choice except for people with first world problems.

Sadly he passed away a long, long time ago. Not even when they propped his corpse up on the sideline, Weekend at Bernies style did it help.