If you have patience the emulators will catch up.

The real problem is asking any of us to feel sympathy with some of the wealthiest, most privileged people in the world playing a game for a living that many plebes would give their right nut to do for five minutes.

For every NFL linebacker now suffering from CTE in his mansion I’ll raise you five guys from the street…

but his owners just combed his hair and powdered his tush-tush. He’ll sit, roll over, throw an interception, and try to bury his poop. He’s a good boy!

I love that humans are so stupid they never learn.

Fifty years from now, when everyone is permanently jacked into the Matrix you’ll still have the AIs saying ‘hey let’s rename the Binary Throneroom in an open internet contest! what could go wrong?’

Careful, according to the editors at Kotaku/io9 your friends are, in order:

Islamaphobic or bigoted against Mexicans

Transphobic and possibly plotting hate crimes

White supremacists. That last one is just a catch-all for anything.

Totally agree. That was a very fun game.

Amalur was a good game. Great combat system and easy to understand quest management. I sunk 100+ hours into beating every square inch of that, but I couldn’t get past the ‘where the hell am I and what am I doing’ or Oblivion or Skyrim.

Curt is still a moron, a terrible businessman, a bigot, and a delusional right…

Spiderman has a suit that seems difficult to translate into the real world.

I like Morales’ comic book suit, but the deep blacks and red accents look kind of cheap in the real world. I know this is just a cosplayer so I’m not slamming him (it’s a good looking homemade suit), but I am slamming the Civil War wardrobe…

K, what is default human being to you? Beige? Or maybe your skin color?

Guess what, kid, the default human being to most Africans is black. Etc for the rest of the planet.

You know this kind of stuff won’t get you laid well. I mean you’ll find some smelly, shrill fellow SJW to do things to you but it’s going to really…

Oh, shit just got real.

So what do the indignant SJWs do now? Do they keep railing against white washing or do they respect the artistic intentions of a POC?

It’s a Sophie’s choice except for people with first world problems.

Sadly he passed away a long, long time ago. Not even when they propped his corpse up on the sideline, Weekend at Bernies style did it help.

Agreed. I love Barkley, but didn’t think there was much admirable in shoulder checking Rodman just to game him. Barkley was a better athlete than Rodman, he didn’t even need to do that.

It’s a crapshoot, like always.

There are some great, dynamic teams that actually pass the ball and set up plays and there are the Lakers who make one pass to Kobe who thunks a brick into the 4th row.
There are teams with underdog stories that seem to win by pure hustle and talent at just the right moments and then…

At first glance I was about to post ‘what no way they did worse than the Clippers or the modern 49ers’ and then I saw the word ‘playoffs’.

Careful, Favre might take a shot at you. ..

And hit three opposing full backs before it gets anywhere near you.

It was actually a Grammy.

A man chooses!

The Rovell’s of the world always seem to be really big fans of Ayn Rand when they have penthouses and cushy retirement plans. Then the market does what it does. Right up until they hit the broadside of the economic downturn bus and then the market demands bailouts and social programs. Funny how that…

I know, like that poor affluenza teen. My heart really goes out to his problems.

I never liked Manziel for his shit-eating grin and his little man white boy bravado and then I found out he was also some trust fund jagoff frat boy.

Hello, least likable person since Martin Schkreli.

When annoying MSNBC lady says that ‘hard workers’ must only pertain to slaves and is problematic I want to kill myself.
This however, is a legit gripe. Redskins is super racist for obvious reasons.