I got some good-ass friends, and friends with good asses, and sometimes both (see what I did there)

I'd rather take medical advice from the Prince Regent than Dr Oz.

We have one that reacts the same way. He hasn't forgiven us for moving to the desert.

I need to share this with a beloved pair of queer Xtian ladies. I feel like they will really appreciate it.

this is the most fucking HILAriOUS THING I HAVE EVER READ.

Yes. Straight ladies, not holding your pee before sex to ensure that you pee after sex leads to DEATH.

This repeatedly-raised point is such a crappy false equivalency. "But then who will I get to look down on?!"

Dude. I spend so much time on here because my baby FIRMLY believes she only wants to nap on my dirty pillows. Annnyhow, I went back through their comment history and dingalingalingdingdong it's an experience. I am undecided if they are a nutty dude just baiting people here or if they are really a lot a lot needing…

and going back to you could and should- in terms of economics, with regards to unlivable wages, if you're a company who CAN, you fucking SHOULD. no employed person in the united states should struggle for basic necessities: high quality, well balanced food, suitable housing that provides a level of privacy for all who…

no colin dont take this from me

Yes to all of your questions. They FOUND a reason to arrest him because he was a black man existing on the street. And I can assure you that if you, assuming you are a 30-35 year old white frat dude who lives in... we'll go with Texas, were selling untaxed cigs on the street in NYC, the officers would have walked…

You know I can vanish everything you've said here with one click, right? I mean, just so you're aware I'm currently keeping you around SOLELY so that we can all laugh at you.

Me an my ilk. I guess if you want to lump all us decent people who try to live in a morally responsible way in a big old group, that's cool.

We have an old house with awful ventilation. If you leave the shower curtain to the side it turns into a mildewy gross swamp really fast. So I like it pulled shut to dry so I am not stuck cleaning the damn thing all the time. My husband insists he remembers to do this but every day there it is.

They are also ignoring that some people are willing to pay more to support a company that treats its employees the right way. We prefer to have a less fancy menu but pay Whole Foods prices because of this.

Or not putting a NEW FUCKING TRASHBAG in the trash can after taking out the trash.

She thinks she has enough support to even get into the primaries? She doesn't even have a dog to stand on.

Siouxie sioux was the BOMB.