That great for her. But what about people who can't hold their Pepper? What about them?

Ugh...this is a holiday? I can't wait to be single! Can we have a "Divorce is Final" Day?

Hey kids! They want to have a discussion with you about state holidays too!

Well, I did read he had some chemical help with his muscles. Doesn't that cause wienie shrink?

Dumbass

Ewwwwwwwww...so many nooooooooooooosss

Delightful...

My civil union/wedding was $150, my upcoming divorce will cost about $200. Well worth the extra $50

Kagan photo bomb! I think she is just as cute as can be...

Thanks Obama...

Please...even Jesus loves glitter!

Cue the white assholes saying "He broke the law, what did he expect" in...3...2...1...

No no no....I just watch Giada for the recipes!!

I am an incredibly common woman. I don't want Gwynnie anywhere near me!

I really really want a pair of white Vans, but 20 years on my feet (retail) have made them too narrow for me.

I am old. I don't get this Beiber. I guess he's popular with the kids?

Shhhhhh...a man is talking...let's all learn about diversity!

Ooooooo...that's so understated and classy!!