Really? That's Paris, France not Texas, right?

Desperate Housewives?

Might be late for her kids. Ya gotta start 'em young.

I was being sarcastic...and OP was black when I got here. :(

It's okay folks! Move along! He was a criminal so he deserved to die. Nothing to see here! Jeez..

If it happens to you...no big deal. If it happens to ME...tragedy!! Take a flying fuck in a rolling donut.

How is it possible that I am a vegetarian and don't eat sweets and I want that in my chew hole? What kind of voodoo is this??

This makes me unbelievably sad. The one thing we share is our history as humans. I just...

Oh please....the friction burns would make walking impossible.

Pot is bad...mmmmm'kay...

Wow, just fucking wow...

Oh gosh! The "damn :/" wasn't for you, it was a "damn, it's an emotional affair damn". You're swell. :) Thank you!

Damn. :/

Alrighty...here's a question for you my friends. How can you, can you even, tell the difference between an intense friendship and an emotional affair? I don't think there is any romantic substance, but we're able to tell each other things we've never told anybody. We're both in miserable marriages and share some…

Hey, this could save you money on those pesky adoption fees. Like a free baby drive up window. Just sayin...

Maybe Jen's just giving in to her deep love for Uncle Joe. Shouldn't we all?

Uhhhh...I feel ya. Not only am I hopelessly gameless but I can't tell if people like/want me. My ex had to literally spell it out for me. Social cues are hard!