fine with me. game’s still a turd.

well, that’s their problem.

no man’s sky was the worst. their first big patch changed basically everything you used to know. so, after spending 10 hours to relearn all that crap again and use the new base building features, they released another patch, where you had to redo all the base building tutorials again. then they released another big…

it’s 2018 and I think we’re ready:

if you build it, they will come.

oh great, another nyamsel in distress...

come on, we’ve all been there.

well, tuxedo mask shoots roses, so I’d guess some might find the sailor moon pic with all the rose petals a little... risqué.

you mean Frankenstein’s monster? considering he just reanimated a corpse, why not put your brain in some dead hot guy’s body and you can too have those abs with zero work! :D

nobody’s laughing now.

eh, they all suffer from a slow start. but with the fast forward button, it’ll be good at around 5h now! :D

don’t you get it? it’s us! we are the walking dead!

it’s not the apocalypse we want, but the apocalypse we deserve.

eh, the game got multiple awards before it even released. it was part of the indie fan-wank back in the day.

not only that, but ever been on the toilet when somebody rings the bell? no more poopus interruptus! :D

idk, especially that turian romance still reminds me of “how do they do it”.

I’ll take the minus points. couldn’t find an unused kotaku fish in the 1.3 seconds of googling, and magikarp popped up in the results, so I went with that.

as a connoisseur of the male genitalia I’m surprised how well it translated doodles into... what appears to be the ultimate furry porn generator?

*checks twitch*