can’t I just kill Ingward and open the floodgates myself?

real talk: you got fired, because you gave dragon’s dogma a NO, isn’t it?

I’m glad, you put Paranormal Activity in the list. It’s important for a newcomer to know, what absolute dogshit looks like.

fashion victims.

you can only hyperlink with a kinja premium membership.

I’ve peeled bananas wrong all my life! :O

hmm, I wonder what Dr. Jurassic would be about.

He-Man Musou? I like!

nah, they already knew how to kill us. they have now the ability to torment us. slice off specific limbs just to make us suffer.

13 hours? lol, that’s nothing. I pity the one who had to review FFXIII...

might as well go all the way now. I present to you: Betty of Rivia

this must be the scariest but also most delicious death, ever!

with his butt.

I’m a big LP2 fan myself! the boss fights are really something, and I would’ve loved if they expanded the monster hunting more for LP3. but capcom’s gonna capcpom, right?

wait, I saw a picture of that and thought it was some really good photoshop. but it’s actually a thing?

all according to penkeiku.

it’s fermented cthulhu.

yeah, but you get to keep the icon in your library as a constant reminder that you own NOTHING.

ah, the miracle of birth.

eh, if I had to make a guess, it’ll be because of Bram Stoker’s Dracula. the whole vampire lore made drinking blood sexual and therefore, well, less gross.