I don't want to say, stop making shooters. but at this point they haven't changed since the late 90s. if you're going with a shooter, put a new spin on it.

oh boy, a shooter! so excited! haven't seen a game in this genre for like, what, 5 minutes?

hooray for google translate!

I think there's an ice cube floating - my bet is it's alcoholic. (unless those are just the typical glasses there and whatever you order it'll be in it)

I... uh, what have you done with your estus flasks!?

I'm in trouble, please recommend me the chicken!

lmao! ok this made that shop contest worth it!

everybody's comment is going up in smoke. heh. heh. heh.

aaaaaand I'm 2 minutes too late.

that's all I got, sorry. :/

goes well with this song.

Amiga CD32 - it had like 10 games!

this is my personal winner!

debby does dod kok :B

Heisenberg Country 2: Pinkman's Quest

ah, good old times! alcohol, overburn, FUN TIMES!

back in the day cockroaches and rats weren't considered pests, they were part of the crew!

as a contrast the other kid who killed a bunch of people while drunk driving got a slap on the wrist.

are you suggesting you're going to blow up the planet?