They could shut down Amazon.com and still make ungodly amounts of money, everyone always forgets that Bezos also owns the biggest cloud storage company in the world (AWS)

For the record, I’m a huge smash bros fan. I even have my left arm covered in a Nintendo/Smash sleeve, incorporating most of the original 8. I love this game more than most games, things and people... That being said, the unlocks were annoying as hell. Considering I wanted every toon unlocked before I had people over…

Maybe you don’t understand maturity, not all that surprising... but realizing that you can profit off a wider margin or people because you eliminated cursing from your vocabulary... sounds pretty much as mature as someone talking about a 401k. Go outside.

I hear from a lot of women that their male partners tell them, “I need you to orgasm in order for me to be satisfied with our sex life.” That’s not an example of you wanting to give and your partner being uncomfortable with receiving; that’s an example of you being self-centered.

“The intolerance of the replies here is sad, yet hilarious.”

you just tried to use an NPC meme, logic doesn’t apply to you at all.

...clapback so loud my ears hurt. Take a star.

Heres an element that you missed in your question. *TCGs and Loot boxes are different because one is physical and one is digital... yes... but there’s actually more.

...will spend the rest of his days peacefully eating and lowing and issuing tremendous and unfathomably powerful farts alongside its much smaller peers.

Why is Salt Bae in a suit? 

Can someone explain how this is an “ally of the people” move as opposed to “an enemy of the people” one? Are we talking about Kotaku or the Chinese govt here?

Am I surprised your message isn’t clear? No, when you try to compliment the current administration’s “great leap forward” I immediately know you don’t know what…

My favorite way to think about it like this is to use a concept we all generally understand. Instead of dollars, think of seconds and time.

I don’t think anyone read your comment and assumed you meant “love”
What you’re casually alluding to is rape

Potatoes gonna potate

If I were Nintendo, I would have

Reading this article made me realize how lucky I am... My cat is about 8 years old and is a forever kitten. She must have been a runt or something, because she’s at least half the size of regular cats. She is also very “dainty” and monitors her own food intake. I literally just fill the bowl every few days and she…

maybe instead of criticizing how other people can’t work 3 jobs and “claw their way out of poverty” you should think “It shouldn’t be so hard to claw your way out of poverty” or “it shouldn’t be so easy to be impoverished”

I get that you find the entitlement upsetting, but you are not providing any productive argument or point. It’s not unreasonable to find this inconvenient, it’s unreasonable to say “Your entire existence [is worthless]” because they don’t agree with you.

Honestly you should be ashamed for your comment, even with pure…

I agree