The "Uninvited" reference was brilliant. Effervescent, in fact, since my nose is now filled with seltzer. Bravo.

It doesn't require magazine articles, this exact thing will be happening in the comments within the half hour.

I wish my father was alive to come to mine. He was an abusive asshole but he really couldn't help it. And, I am happier loving him for all the good that he did instead of hating him for all the bad. I love you and miss you dad.

Yeah, I have to disagree with Mark that there was "only one way to handle it." This probably felt cathartic at the time, but it's not a good look.

I'm going to stop defending my choices to assholes and just start using the simple but brilliant sign off "because fuck you that's why."

No, that's not a good way of handling it. That just spreads more pus around. And no doubt her inlaws are now concerned about who's joining their family.

If you're a grownup (and if you're getting married, you should be one of these) and you don't want to invite people to your function, don't. That's it. Full stop. If…

I'm really glad I like my parents.

Okay, let me try again.

Well, maybe.

Well, I want to be empty and soulless if it looks like that commercial.

I don't know what to tell you; it looked romantic and cozy, and like a perfect day. But, other than the pregnancy and the size of the house, it looks like my life. My apparently empty and soulless life. :)

Ouch....christmas doesn't have to filled with people. Plenty of soul-full moments we couples who like to celebrate alone have.

To me, it's just stupid insensitivity. Because even if the person who sent the tweet was only thinking "this is her most well known line from her most well known role," there IS baggage attached that white privilege lets white people ignore. I had to stop and think (as a white person trying to be a good ally) about…

With this charming example of civility how could anyone want to restrict the availability of guns to such kindly citizens?

HATE. That's just a happy spin to the old male narrative: "I don't care about the mess, why should I be responsible for cleaning it up?"

No, man, that was ME. I only turned them down because they wouldn't shave their balls to be as clean as a 15-year-old's & they refused to gargle with peroxide before they ate me out.

Can we talk about how Henry Cavill won't stop calling me and Tom Hiddleston screwed me out of sweet Thor 2 coin and then I was like "Forget it, I'm busy directing Oceans 14 anyway?" STOP LAUGHING THIS SHIT IS 4REAL.

I feel you Terrence. That's just like the time that I shot down Jon Hamm and George Clooney in the same night. They'll probably tell you it didn't happen, but I can tell when a guy orders his security to remove the sexiest bitch in the bar because he can't trust himself around her. It's hard out there for a…

Yeah, I didn't mean that I was advocating that, just that the efforts seem counter-intuitive. Tell every high-school boy that they should never look up a woman's nose, as that is their sexy place and will lead to carnal sin, and you create a generation of booger-fetishists.

Uh, so the woman who is wearing the symbol of oppression should be beaten to death for perpetrating her own oppression? Right.