As a Pats fan, I really wanted both of these to look dicey on replay. As a human being with functioning eyes and brain, both of them were unquestionably catches. The broadcasting crew seemed to want to create drama, but (and this is especially true with the Ertz play), those plays resulted in catches by any measure.…

Giselle, 2012: “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”

The funniest sentence this morning on NFL.com:

Second lesson: don’t listen to people on the internet who state opinions as facts.

Ladies and Gentlemen, shut down the internet, we have a winner.

Everything you need to know to start drinking whisky:

How the fuck have you made $2.91 in a week?! Like seriously, what the fuck? I’ve been using this app for over a year and I’ve only made $1.50 tops. Surveys are far and few between, very rarely do I get notifications of a survey and even if I manually check there are none.

This is heartbreaking. I hate the narrative of “well why didn’t you just go to the police right when it happened?” that people always use to discredit accusers. There are SO MANY REASONS why someone doesn’t go ahead- fear, fucking PTSD and an inability to recount the events because of trauma, FEAR, isolation, no…

In all honesty, I don’t know how anyone with a conscience can keep watching after seeing that.

Better idea:

He’s just reporting what he’s heard.

That’s the bat flip of slides

I think by now, most Mets fans are angry that the games start at all.

Oh, a wise guy, eh?

Wait, are you supposed to stop somersaulting off your parents bed at some age? Certainly not by 32, right?

Apparently, thinking about baseball didn’t keep the fireworks guy from shooting early.

I’m all for a good LOLKnicks, but... does giving up on Sad Derrick Rose really qualify?

I’m sure the Knicks actually meant to sign Tim Hardaway Sr.

If only she had been warned of his poor decision-making beforehand

“I really think we should run the triangle here.”