yet you can drink yourself to blackout and pass out on the steps of the train station and nobody bats an eyelash

The entire arc of Weird Science was that two horny teenagers with no dating prospects made what they thought was the ultimate sexpot but with the parameters that she’s also a super intelligent deity with a great personality.

Still, guess it’s progress.

My wife and I are big fans of the moment when Garth gets stuck on camera by himself and gradually wigs out. We always quote it when we’re in an anxiety inducing situation, like trapped in a long line at the grocery store.

I thought it stood for Orange Juice and it was some sort of student slang for saying they were really into healthy eating or something.

I spend my Saturday afternoons volunteering at Upward Bound at Pace University, an extracurricular program that provides college prep and counseling for low-income, first-generation, college-bound high school students.

One thing to note is the free Hulu account is ad-supported—and clearly this bundle offer is a way for Hulu to drive up its ad revenue. But hey, free is free.

I’m not sure about that. Keep in mind that Garth was a character on SNL before the movie and Spheeris was involved. It’s not impossible that Myers and Carvey created Garth specifically thinking of Spheeris, but it would have been a pretty long while before she was involved with the movie.

I credit her with the longevity of Wayne’s World quotes in my life as much as I do Mike Myers and Dana Carvey. A tip of my hat and a thank you for providing me the opportunity to say “potty time! Excellent!” Every time my dog wants to go out back and pee.

Wayne’s World is a perfect movie. Every scene is funny and full of random flourishes (multiple endings), cinematic devices (focus pulls) and vignettes (Garth drum solo) that is clearly the work of an incredible director. There’s a reason why the sequel wasn’t nearly as good. 

Coaches for college sports teams are already among the highest paid college employees, if not the highest in most cases. College football regularly fucks its players over. Student loans are a complete scam, but for most people, they are the only way into decent schools. Now we find out that overpaid coaches are taking…

“Just maybe hire a different director next time?”

Wasn’t the whole sticking point when Sacha Baron-Cohen was trying to do the movie that the surviving members of Queen wanted to keep the movie going well past the point where Mercury died and Baron-Cohen was (rightly) like “Nobody cares about the guy from Bad Company singing with you?”

Surely they can find another Wikipedia page to adapt to film

Bohemian Rhapsody 2: Bohemian Crapsody

If they don’t have Goose and Rocket hang out and exchange tips on extreme, gratuitous violence in Endgame, I’m going to riot.

“I am Kara Zor-El of Krypton” -- so now she openly uses the same first name in both identities?  Maybe Alex is literally the only person in world who doesn’t know they’re the same person.

If you feel like games are cheaper and better a year later, maybe stop buying them the day they come out?

Believe me, if someone is jailed for not paying child support, it’s not just because all other alternatives failed, but also that the deadbeat has been totally uncooperative in finding a resolution. So fuck them.

R. Kelly obviously sucks, no doubt. But when black musicians are automatically classified as “rappers” it really shows the implicit bias against black folk. Kelly deserves whatever awful stuff comes his way but I’m sick of this ignorance, Kelly is an RnB SINGER anyone that knows shit about Hip Hop or other black…