All Dogs Go to Kevin

Can’t believe Furguson is ranked below Jess. For shame.

I could only hear “Yanny” using my shitty work headset, but I could eventually hear both at the same time when I plug in earbuds - it sounds like “Yanny” is higher-pitched and nasally and the “Laurel” is very deep. The sounds are playing on top of each other.

Disagree - that joke simply hasn’t reached its peak potential yet.

I thought the same thing - in all likelihood, he’d be listening to Future or something - ‘classic trap.’ The 2050s are gonna be weird.

Counterpoint: Icing your friends is hilarious, and I won’t let the Trump administration take this away from me.

Agreed. I hate this guy. I wonder if the music industry would still support him if he had beaten up a white woman.

Is it some kind of ironic Marvel? Is the wink implied?

I was a little younger, but this is exactly how I remember feeling after Spider-Man 3.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders was sitting less than three feet away from Michelle Wolf. Maybe stop commenting on this article with your nose-in-the-air opinions while clearly knowing absolutely nothing about the event.

Ah yes, and through those milennia, we have definitely perfected it so it cannot ever be abused or include disgusting tactics whatsoever.

Yeah, everyone deserves representation. Doesn’t make his lawyers any less horrific, disgusting pieces of shit.

When Janice Dickinson said she had sex with two men in a month, Cosby’s lawyer Katherine Bliss said:

“It sounds like she has slept with every single guy on the planet. Is Ms. Dickinson really the moral beacon…

It’s like they’ve never heard of thousand island!

“Scratching in your pea patch” is my favorite part.

I *hate* video essays.

They’re not conducive to easily providing sources for claims that you can click on and read yourself to make sure something wasn’t taken out of context (if they provide sources at all).

The tone of voice *totally* allows for things to sound fact-based when they’re opinions.

You can’t easily pull…

I was thinking Spider-Man: Field Trip.

STRONGLY agree. I wish we could get this for Crusader Kings II; that would make it much more delightful to play it on a TV.

If it doesn’t come in a squeeze bottle, I’m not fucking interested. That goes for you too, almost all other condiments. (You get a pass for now, salsa, sour cream, and guacamole, but as soon as someone perfects the squeeze bottle for those, all other brands are dead to me.)

What, you never had a quick sob over that Five for Fighting song like the rest of us??

It seems in poor taste to host a ‘Fright Club’ when you’ve admitted to beating your wives repeatedly.

It’s almost like if Bill Cosby hosted a show called Cosby’s Spooky Surprises.