If it doesn’t come in a squeeze bottle, I’m not fucking interested. That goes for you too, almost all other condiments. (You get a pass for now, salsa, sour cream, and guacamole, but as soon as someone perfects the squeeze bottle for those, all other brands are dead to me.)

It seems in poor taste to host a ‘Fright Club’ when you’ve admitted to beating your wives repeatedly.

It’s almost like if Bill Cosby hosted a show called Cosby’s Spooky Surprises.

I think people have rose-colored glasses about Season 4 - there’s definitely good to it and Lithgow is great, but do you remember the *riveting* subplot about Angel and LaGuerta’s marriage?

Season 4 was one of the earliest examples of the most common problem with that show - the writers hadn’t the slightest fucking…

Junk science about violent video games? A President who’s horrible to women? Police brutality against black men constantly in the news? Sure is feeling a lot like 1993...

Oh, that is a straight-up *great* idea.

I reached adolescence around 2000, so my first CDs were Baha Men and Eiffel 65, so trust me, it could be worse.

God damn, as if I couldn’t be hyped enough for this movie already.

Never could get behind Chipotle, because what kind of burrito place doesn’t offer ground beef?!?!

Monster Slayers and Dream Quest are a ton of fun. Anyone who’s played all three able to comment on how Slay the Spire’s gameplay compares to the other two?

He offered her a kiss from a rose, but it turns out every rose has its thorn...

My list would be:

What kind of payday do you think women get from this? Honestly! A civil suit? Not in rape cases without hard evidence. A book deal? Based on how they got raped by Danny Masterson? When has that EVER happened?

This kind of thinking comes up in EVERY comment section about celebrity sexual assault- seriously, HOW do you…

Why would five different women specifically single out this guy to create a web of lies that puts them in the spotlight as sexual assault victims? What possible reason do you think these women could all have for lying about this?

If Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them counts as a Harry Potter movie, *that* is the worst of them.

Why is there no list of who’s included in the Boys? Is Richard Kind one of the Boys? I need to know how Richard Kind is doing!

Wolf’s romp through the ‘80s (and early ‘90s) produces the absolute funniest material this show has to offer. It’s all so fucking good.

How sad is it that I had to look this up to realize you were joking? Felt like something that could be totally real in the “sodomy is a crime” era...

Once again, more like Michael Crapaport.

Wow, that website is... dated.

It sounds like you are being very selective about which parts to take from other articles. This is directly from the Time article: