You're dead on. I'm still amazed at how quickly Haywood turned things around after Shane Montgomery basically steered the ship directly into the rocks. If the football team at Miami is a boat then Treadwell was the captain of the Costa Concordia.

When we won the MAC and that bowl game (happened in the same year actually, it's just the Bowl game was in January because BOWL SEASON) we had a solid coach by the name of Mike Haywood. Haywood took Miami from a one win team in 2009-10 to an 10 win team in in 2010-11, a record turnaround at any NCAA level. Then Pitt…

Hinton, I know you read the comments, and maybe you've been reading mine since you finally dropped my alma matter down to 123, so please, for the love of God, STOP CALLING MIAMI UNIVERSITY "MIAMI-OHIO". Just use fucking parentheses like you're supposed to if you're referring to the state a school is in.

Hey man, don't hate on the semantics. It's all we've got. Clearly our football team is about as useful as Miami alumni (like myself), students, and faculty correcting people on the terminology.

Kent read, Kent write, Kent State

Are you going to offer this guy a job after he gets canned? Are you going to support his family when he's unemployed? Pay for his food bills? His rent? Brave talk about standing up for morals and the "right thing to do", except you don't have to deal with the likely consequences - he, and his family do.

Did you even read this story? They all reported this shit to the right people. It was promptly disappeared.

Have you seen these stories?!: http://deadspin.com/tag/dook
Please explain to me how anything but the Jabari Parker stories are "Duke Worship" THAT'S what that comment is the dumbest fucking comment. Anyone that reads this site knows how you pretty much HAVE to hate Duke to even work at Deadspin. Even the fucking…

Look, yes she probably should have done that. However my guess is that professor also has the common sense to know that if this girl has missed class so many times, and it's clearly b/c of volleyball, that this was a reasonable possibility. I can't imagine this girl never mentioned her extracurricular to Dr. Parvee.…

Kinda impossible to make a prior arrangement for a national championship game, what with the whole playoff structure and all. Besides, this prof. clearly has known all year that this was a possibility. The kid is a goddamn athlete for fucks sake.

Is there a better fictional hockey nickname than "The Dentist"?

Short and sweet, just like his new roommate will be.

Yeah it does. I thought southern Ohio was bad, but Va. is fucking awful

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Watch the sarcasm around these parts. Some of the gamers don't get jokes.

I've seen you around here. Thought I'd leave off the "bigger names" of the commenting section

You clearly didn't get the larger point of the post if you're arguing about whose bottom 5 beats whom. My point about that was that determining the worst teams in the country is more about who's awful and playing below far below expectations. Is an 0-10 team that normally blows really playing worse than an 0-10 team…

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Could be worse. You could be down the road in Oxford where us RedHawk fans are suffering through the worst season in school history.

Two things: 1.) There's no such thing as Miami of Ohio. It's Miami University or Miami (OH) (Or better yet just fucking Miami. The school was around before the state of Florida after all).