Since this thread is clearly made up of people who don't watch sports (I'm looking at you GreaterDivinity...Outfits? Really?) let me break it down for you.

I think we know what drove Rob Ford to Crack

No need to go there "reasonable"guy. I was merely pointing out that citing South Park, not unlike citing UrbanDictionary, is a piss-poor way of making a point about what does and and doesn't offend people.

Because South Park is the one true source for what is and is not offensive to people. Remember, thanks to South Park white people can say the N-Word all they want, provided they literally kiss Jesse Jackson's ass afterwards

Joe, Gavin- I'm here to take your busted old team that hasn't been relevant since before 2005 and turn into a slightly less shitty version of that team by slapping a new paint job on it and adding a whole bunch of TV's on the jerseys!

Hows this?

Penultimate means next to last, so you're still mistaken. He calls the lockout shortened season the penultimate one because that's what it is. If next year is the last year the play in the Collesium then this year is the penultimate one.

Not unless this was the 2013-14 season

You totally did

Don't disagree there. If you're only writing about how your team is shitting rainbows and everything is perfect then you're not doing your job right either.

As a member of the media, yes it is out there. The Mitchell Report is years old. To bring it up now is bad reporting and to ask leading questions like Shaughnessy did is just plain bad journalism.

What is the best Law & Order? SVU? UK? Russian (That shit must be crazy)? Or are you an Original kind of guy? Also, why is it impossible to watch just one episode when its on TNT or USA

Who do you take in a smugfest to the death- Simmons or Reilly?

Feel free to use that as your own, I've put a few up already.

Don't you mean hulk?

try this:

Heatamania is going to run wild on you Brother!

Heerrrrrrrreeeee's BUSEY!

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