Heatamania is going to run wild on you Brother!

Heerrrrrrrreeeee's BUSEY!

+11

In Communist China, Russian stereotypes become us

Nothing says St. Louis like a fat woman with a chest tattoo

That bitch is gonna need som Napalm to clear that forest

+1

How will they ever fit all the balls they need in this tight of a space?

Is he... Is he wearing tights?

Blackhawks shut out Minnesota 3-0 in St. Paul to take a 3-1 series lead over the Wild. The series returns to Chicago on Thursday.

love seeing that, as usual, Deadspin is oblivious to the existence of the Blackhawks outside of the Kanerverse

Hey hey,

Goddam sentimental tears... I mean... fuck

Seriously. Deadspin give this man a job

Meh. Semantics haha

It's clear that even that beagle understands how much it sucks to be a cubs fan.

Too many jokes about sex to make. "Pull out! Pull out!" Is what his wife yells at him on his birthday. Sensitive rod is what he calls his dick. " puts out more vibration"

+1

Not Kaner. He's got his flow going and this asshole doesn't. You guys have been doing a lot of piss poor Kane reporting as of late.

My favorite is how people are trying to draw a comparison to Collins coming out and people with outspoken Christian beliefs (like Broussard or Tebow). The difference is that, while Broussard was admittedly asked an inflammatory question, Collins isn't telling anyone that being gay is the ONLY way to live, whereas…