Goddam sentimental tears... I mean... fuck

Seriously. Deadspin give this man a job

Meh. Semantics haha

It's clear that even that beagle understands how much it sucks to be a cubs fan.

Too many jokes about sex to make. "Pull out! Pull out!" Is what his wife yells at him on his birthday. Sensitive rod is what he calls his dick. " puts out more vibration"

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Not Kaner. He's got his flow going and this asshole doesn't. You guys have been doing a lot of piss poor Kane reporting as of late.

My favorite is how people are trying to draw a comparison to Collins coming out and people with outspoken Christian beliefs (like Broussard or Tebow). The difference is that, while Broussard was admittedly asked an inflammatory question, Collins isn't telling anyone that being gay is the ONLY way to live, whereas…

my apologies. Didn't see that before.

He was asked his opinion on Collins identifying as a gay Christian, so no, you're wrong. He shouldn't have any negative repercussions, the guy who asked the stupid fucking question should.

Dude was asked his opinion on Collins identifying as a gay Christian, so no, you're wrong. He shouldn't be reprimanded or fired, the guy who asked the stupid fucking question should be.

He was asked his opinion on Collins identifying as a gay, Christian man. While I don't agree with what he said at all, he wasn't out of line giving his opinion on the matter. ESPN was out of line for asking the ridiculous question in the first place.

Stupid answer to an even more stupid question. ESPN should have never asked a question about religion, but especially not to someone they know would answer the question in a way that would reflect poorly on the network.

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My only question is, why didn't he do this sooner?

Hey Killyjoy,

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Wood threw 18 k's through 8 in the 20K game, so you may want to make a correction when you say that only Johnson and Sanchez have thrown 17 through 8.

Not to ruin everyone's fun but this tweet could be more inaccurate in that it didn't happen. Besides the fact that Kaner is a man child who couldn't survive without his girlfriend, the Hawks were flying back to Chicago so they could get a practice in yesterday (the 25th) before their game today. So yea, this is…

I keep picturing the cop looking like this: