I admire your efforts but you know they’re gonna be fruitless. Lazy and outdated Yankees hate will always persevere over logic. 

Look, you’re a rival. It doesn’t have to make total sense and yes, you’re supposed to despise the Yankees. I despise the Red Sox, and they do exactly what my team does. Irrational hatred is fine. It makes sports fun and when the Yankees eat shit you can have your moment before I remind you that your team is pure…

So the Yankees are bad because they do the thing owners are supposed to do, and the other teams are good because they don’t, even though they could, and most have fortunes from other industries, and we shouldn’t concern ourselves with any of that? And the Yankees have actually subsidized these other billionaires with…

Nah. I disagree. Imo, at least on Twitter, Astros Fans are far and away the worst, followed by Cardinals fans then Red Sox fans. Not saying Yanks fans aren’t bad, but they are not the worst in my experience.

The only reason Gardner is still up there is that he keeps hitting.

“haves and have-nots”

The continued employment of Brett Gardner is the most baffling thing I have witnessed and I remind my buddy who is a Yanks fan about it all the time.  I also gave him a TON of shit for how bad CC was becoming and they kept making him limp out there, but this was a legitimately sad way to see a good player end his run.

Yup and I know this doesn’t matter much but the Astros have far and away the most toxic baseball fanbase online. I have seen dipshit Astros bros force women to lock down or even leave twitter just for having an opinion about baseball. They won one WS and turned into absolute toxic, misogynistic shitlords.

Oh sure. No odious people root for a Houston team.

They also traded for a guy who beat up the mother of his child. So I agree: FUUUUUUUCCCCK the Astros.

Man, that’s a tough one. Johnson went 10-1 in 11 starts, 4 complete games (all shutouts) and 116 K in 84.1 IP (just 26 BB). That’s dominant. Hell, he even got NL Cy Young votes and he was only in the league for August and September.

I know, I get it. Trust me I do. I root for human shit, and Rudy Guiliani loves our team. I legitimately have no come back for that, and I don’t expect you to ever come around.

I’m all for cosplaying as the 2009 squad, but putting CC in a high leverage spot and batting Brett fucking Gardner 3rd- two spots ahead of Gleyber Torres!- as they did in Game 3, might be going overboard. What I’m saying is I can’t wait to see Derek Jeter back out there missing liners that go four feet to his right.

Right?  Is he no longer a great husband or great father?

Why is Girardi talking about him in the past tense like he’s dead? How fucked up is that? He’s right there, you moron.

The Patriots can ship Jesus Christ himself over to the Jets with high confidence the Jets will wear him out, fuck him over and leave him demoralized enough to go back to Heaven with his tail between his legs before you can say “Easter.”

“I felt like I was always truthful with him,” he said, “but things change, and therefore, what I said was not the same as what I’d said previously. It is what it is.”

One of the reporters used google translate to get the English version from Belichick‘s grunts. 

Two weeks later, I was gone. So, it’s like, ‘Why did I waste my time?’

I don’t believe any of this.