Technically, Strasburg’s record is for pitchers with 4 or more starts. He doesn’t yet qualify for the all-time record (min. 30 IP) which is held by Mariano Rivera (0.70).

This article is incredibly melodramatic per the situation. Hudson has a below 1.00 era in 26 innings since joining the Nats - I’d say he can be counted on. And you neglect to even mention Patrick Corbin, who has been one of the ten best starters in the NL pretty much all year. Not to mention Anibal Sanchez who has…

This Nationals bullpen was built precisely to provide instant classic October moments. 

Hard disagree on Scherzer and Strasburg being the only two guys to fall into “best guys”category considering Corbin is one of the best left handers in the league...

Snyder actually has a dirty tricks department, right? It’s the Nixon White House in NFL franchise form.

It is a very short article, yet you clearly did not read it.

not to be the well actually guy but well actually I’ll well actually this, WELL ACTUALLY when he is at the Afghan camp they all scatter and panic but Rambo gets to the AA gun and shoots down a helicopter and is all heroic and badass, and then the mujahideen decide that this American is honorable and trustworthy and…

Man, Dabo Swinney’s gonna have his hands full with this mess once Dan Snyder convinces him to leave Clemson and take the Washington job.

Haven’t watched the NFL in a long while, but...McCoy is still on the roster?!? Fuck me.

He’ll be there long after Gruden. He just has to wait this year out then he can have a career ending injury next year as the starter.

“They opened up an investigation and suspended the season after a week? How could these simple country bumpkins, who only know football and how to till the land possibly make this kind of call so quickly? Surly, they don’t understand things like sexual assault. Why, they are most likely still startled by the daily…

Bon Jovi was backed by two massive companies with billions and billions in annual revenue. They could’ve outbid both Trump and Pegula by a billion and barely broke a sweat.

Considering that the the sheriff and Rambo kill each other at the end of the book, I would think he got off the Rambo train about 37 years ago. 

Nah, man. You forget that he drives a tank head-on into a flying Russian Hind assault copter and then saves the day. And lives. Truly a patriotic moment.

Probably because Trump does not have nearly enough money that he says he does. If you get outbid by Jon Bon Jovi for the Buffalo Bills, something is seriously amiss. 

It was a group that Trump was too scummy for, but Jimmy Haslam wasn’t too scummy for. Really says a lot about the entire sordid enterprise.

Yeah, no shit. Now we’re all paying for him being blackballed from the "Greatest Grifter's Club in America." 

Professional sports in the US, where billionaires can cry pauper and fuck over the taxpayers into funding their stadiums (while collecting all profits) and be seen as victims when players hold out for more money. No wonder Trump wanted to be an NFL owner so bad. 

Management Stooge #1: Man, I really don’t want to lead this meeting. Telling half the staff they are fired is going to be terrible. You got lucky.

“Authentic Brand Groups” would be too obvious for a writers’ room.