That happened.

The Yankees tied the Twins in homers last night.

Yeah, such an original thought.

Why isn’t his nickname Dough Boy?

No, no your first instinct was correct.

Do they let you go out on your own? 

Yep, that was the joke.

“It gets earlier and earlier every year.”

Might be going through less “hell” if he didn’t go home first.

“This smacks of Netflix offering Monique 6 figures for a series special, which is more work, and then offering Benioff and Weiss 9 figures to do any stupid thing they want.”

All the stars.

““Isis”—the acronym used by the notorious extremist terrorist organization that claimed responsibility for the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks on New York City’s World Trade Center.”

Really? It’s exactly what I expected.

The way MLB has been going you can’t rank by salary anymore. They have the most stacked roster, multiple superstars, success, overconfidence, clowns like Verlander, a cheating scandal, and suspicions about their pitchers.

There’s a massive difference between a campaign using this as an official logo and a senile old man blindly reposting fan videos.

It’s not “his new logo” he just reposted the video that someone made.

Is the headline purposely misleading or are you just an idiot?

I got a Fiery DLT by accident once recently and it was amazing.

“At least I have the next few years of the Astros before they become the 4th megalith franchise, and all the charm goes out of cheering for them.”

Being a cunt for no reason is hilarious.