haikuwarrior
Heathcliff
haikuwarrior

She’s hot.

He’s earned it!

No thanks!

I been woke.

Why wasn’t the guy who sampled the soup prosecuted?

Hilarious that that’s what you’d go back and say. 

LOL the projection in that last paragraph.

I sure as fuck am

When I saw the headline I was gonna comment ‘when is his #MeToo moment coming?’, just always struck me as the type, but I see it already did!

I got so close. I could almost make it work by reversing a double left leg.

These kids suck.

I saw a mascot fight at a minor league hockey game 20+ years ago and I still think about it constantly.

I saw this at an NY Giants game

Imagine paying for that jersey.

Isn’t it though?

I was looking forward to his normal involvement in Sunny.

Sounds insufferable.

Oh thank god 

“invented the versions of these characters that we’ve seen on screen”

I am very aroused.