Do they even sell Ws at Publix anymore?

The assailant was seated in section 541, row 24, seat 10.

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

I’m not one to call some lady I’ve never met—or even heard of until now—a liar, but, umm...this:

At the very least you are getting audited this year.

Barron was photographed rocking a head-to-toe Arsenal kit

He fucking sucks.

My major takeaways from this piece:

One easy to way to tell if you are on the wrong side of an issue is when the other people who agree with you are carrying Nazi flags.

Picture of Drogba at a USL game in Orange County that I took after the game. What a dick giving a thrill to fans!

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

I think we’re really reading too much into this. She’s wearing a white dress. She just didn’t want to get Cheetos dust on her hands.

Or to put it another way, it’s 13.1 MPH. Try setting a treadmill to 13 MPH and see how long you can last...20 seconds? And that’s with no wind resistance.

FYI:

With talk like that, Trubisky is a proven winner in the locker room.

Plus you want your hands to stay clean for eating your nachos.

Every criticism I’ve seen of this has boiled down to “lol religious people are different than me.”

Russell allowed himself a slight smile, and chuckled slightly to himself. It took a long night going through the darker alleys of the French Quarter during the All Star Break to find what some said was only an urban myth.