What in the hell is a “Anna Paquin Skywalker”?

Soundwave: Superior. All other Decepticons: Inferior.

Not enough burned out buildings, pot holes the size of Fords, or homeless people staggering in the road.

Why should self driving cars be intelligent? None of the other drivers in the road are!

A month? Ha, Try next Tuesday. You won’t be able to find Traverse City with a gps, and everything north of the bridge looks like Hoth, with random oasises of drunk hunters. I broke up with a girl from Newberry/Saulte St. Marie because I drove from Detroit in a Geo Metro to see her, and by mid October, the roads were…

Why does the Han Solo picture at the top of this article look like Thomas Hayden Church and Bruce Jenner had an illegitimate child in a galaxy far away?

The undone burger thing is Steak Tartare—warm ground beef, raw egg. It’s a weird european thing, like after the plague passes through your town you start eating this because at that point, nothing can kill you and you’ll never shit right again anyway.

You don’t need a refund policy. If you pay by CREDIT CARD (or checking debit card), you can call your bank and request that the charge be reversed. This isn’t a trick, it’s not dishonest. If you pay for something, and the person you are buying from CHANGES THE TERMS of the contract, they break the contract. I funded a…

See, that’s where I call bullshit on this article: a paper airplane does not fly, it glides, which is falling with style. At the right speeds at the right conditions, I’ve seen them make loops—somehow, the momentum and lift characteristics make that paper triangle go UP, BACKWARDS, and plummet to the ground. It’s a…

That’s...not a complete list? But the real question is do the mouthwash commercials sit at the penultimate spot? Yes. Yes they do. Because JUNGLE LOVE, THAT’S WHY FOTHERMUCKER!!1!

lack of context. A poster of Sven saying "drive less so Kristoff and I can still find ice" isn't a good use of branding. A PSA is generally 30-90 seconds. Wall•E is about 90 minutes. Even the shot where he finds the plant takes 7-12 minutes to set up. "Only you can prevent human-caused climate change" isn't going to…

I could get behind "Right To Work" if the notion didn't skew so damn far in its implementation. I believe an employer should have the right to negotiate with both a Union or plural unions and independent contract employees. Not all workers are equal. But Right to Work laws don't ussually create frameworks to ensure…