Between work and play, Scott has taken more balls to the mouth area than anyone in baseball.

“English tabloids are honestly the worst purveyors of media in the world”

Thank you for listing a few of the mans shortcomings. We can’t just let a man Rest In Peace if he’s rich and white now can we?

Spell check isn’t trying to kill you - muslims are

How about a law prohibiting black men from possessing revolvers? That would have prevented this. Right?

Start like a butterfly landing on a flower.

If you zoom in on the upper right corner you can see him getting a blow jabber from Russel Wilson’s ex in a luxury box.

They assume people can take the message as it was intended, instead of looking for reasons to be offended. Obviously this can’t happen anymore.

She can take a giant black dick, but not a little black criticism.

MLB needs to investigate this $60M cheater asap. Being on the leading edge of cheating technique is the cardinal way - pine tar the catcher so the pitchers can remain clean. Genius, really.

With nearly endless genuine and effective critiques you could make of this man, his family, his politics or his ethics, you bury the lede and bitch about his war zone fashion.

Wow. Really bad advice. Just because you’re a broke blogger using bus station sinks to clean up doesn’t mean that the rest of us can’t shower like real people.

The league gets more niggerish every year

Loved you in the viral video throwing your feces out of your cage onto an old lady’s face.

Ya who could imagine a fat black broad would be easily provoked.

So glad that he’s getting the DOJ back on track. It’ll take years to undo all of the Obama/ Holder damage.

Her meltdown is proof positive that female “athletes” are mentally weak

Do your Mexican bosses know that this blog is targeted toward Americans? How much longer will you keep using the discount Mexican highlights?

More Pulitzer caliber blogging

But it was a white guy so it’s ok. Deadspin rules.