@MissContrarian: Maybe if you weren't a heartless cow, you wouldn't be a tier 2 commenter.

@gherkinfiend: Yes.

@clockwise - counter: Who decided Picasso's so great anyway? He doesn't even go here!

@DepecheNode: Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I was reading a tone into it. There's been a bit of tone directed at me over the past few days. Apologies!

@gherkinfiend: Oh my goodness, that's dedication! I have a strong bladder, but I don't think I'd be able to do that!

Loose trousers, tight t-shirt, large hoodie. The hoody comes off before the metal detector, but in the end it doesn't matter what I wear because 80% of the time my bra will set off the metal detector. And no, I'm not taking off my bra in the bathroom before I go through security, thank you very much.

@musie: Not everyone has the magical ability to do it cleanly on their first try, or even their second.

@gherkinfiend: When I was really young my mum used to hold me up (well, us, she did it for my sisters too) while I peed). Very convenient, but she had to stop doing it when I got too big to lift by the knees. I didn't do it for a long time after, but having to work a three-day festival with overflowing port-a-potties…

@DepecheNode: Well, yes. Was I saying anything to the contrary? That's the issue with such a list: the gendering. If it had talked about parents teaching their kids, then you wouldn't have this weirdness.

@claudinelonget: Well, you don't *need* a tree per say. Actually a little bush might be more convenient because it's easier to grasp with one hand, leaving another free to keep trousers and stuff out of the way. But you don't need anything to hold on to.

@femme-bot: Because it doesn't have to be the dad who teaches and it doesn't have to be the daughter who's taught?

I think it's hard for a father to teach his daughter how to pee in the wild, what with the difference in parts and all.

@GREGORYABUTLER10031: Yeah, I'm not going to argue with you about this. But have fun seething.

@haguenite: I found the video. Woo me.

Het spijt me, vergeef me. Ik kan het echt niet anders zeggen. Er valt vanalles uit te leggen.

I'm not sure how I'd feel if this were me and I went viral this way, no matter how awesome the drugs were.

@CurtCole: Okay, I don't want to seem all butthurt over having my thread demoted because I'm honestly not, though I can see that any comment from me may be construed this way, so consider this a disclaimer (wow, that was a sucky run-on sentence and I put my degrees to shame).

@haguenite: Oh well, this is just HILARIOUS.

@smmo: Ehhhhh, yes and no. My comment was mostly in jest because a lot of Americans often seem appalled when anything goes amiss in Scandinavia and then have a tendency to bring out the high horses.

@The Plain People of Ireland: You get to keep yours if we get to keep referring to you as fat, uncultured, ignorant hicks with an inferiority complex that expresses itself through military aggression!