"How long do you think I'll have to keep this cheerleader-fake smile pasted on my face for?"

Maybe stilletos aren't a great idea, period.

@chloros:

@Ninja Robot Pirate: Are we just trying to scare each other now?

@Ninja Robot Pirate: You know what? I think I crossed that gif over from ONTD to Jezebel way back when. The hotlink crashed my fucking photobucket.

@Ramseylicious: RIGHT? Hand jobs are what you do after midnight in the bushes as an awkward teenager to that reasonably cute Cornish kid who's tent was pitched next to yours (that's what she said?) while on family vacation. You know, 10-15 years ago?

Thanks for letting me remember what it's like to stay up late to read the comments here. It's been real, Jezebel.

@Ramseylicious:

AJ: I was having a terrible, no good, very bad day today (I live a little in the future, aka Europe) and your shenanigans (and the overreactions and good humour) of my companions cheered me up like nothing else. Not even kitten gifs were working, but y'all did it. Thank you!

@DAULERIO:

@The HZA.:

@nacktmusik:

Censorship? What about my First Amendment Rights, goddamnit.

@BBQ Cornnuts:

I'm a good girl.

@lalie (apologetic mess): crapdammit, I have a gif that won't work.

@morninggloria: I'm speaking GIF only today.

I hope he teaches him better acting skills than this dude possesses.