Oh yes, the famed Dutch interpretation of the dog days of summer. Once again, you missed the point, fellow countrymen! We can never get anything right.

How am I spending my Saturday night? Having a little homesickness cry, which is weird, because I'm not actually homesick. Being alone in a strange country surrounded by strange people has just bared all my nerves, so that even the most innocent song will have me sobbing. I guess it's good. I need to get this stuff out.

Exactly one week ago I arrived at Dulles airport for my year of study abroad at William and Mary. It feels like a lifetime has passed since.

@EdnasEdibles: But of course the Nazis will really be Obama and Miley's Anne will be persecuted for wanting to keep her private health insurance and in the end she'll still die of diphtheria (or was it typhus?) because her insurance company kept sending her letters saying they thought it was a pre-existing condition,…

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: Dear Durex,

Chuck Bass approves.

@greengrey:

@A Small Turnip: That's why I said that medication is the best way for some, though. Like I said, if you're in a really bad way, go for the pills. I have a BPD sister who probably wouldn't be alive if it weren't for her antidepressants. So I know they're vital for many people.

@Penny_Esq: You could try different approaches before jumping for the drugs though. I mean, I do think people should be aware of the options that are out there, drug-wise (though I don't support prescription drug ads), but I think they should also realize that in many cases, drugs may not work and they may not "fix"…

@Juniperlavender: Dont knock it till you've tried it. Some of us do make it by going out of doors, setting tiny, attainable goals and loads and loads of therapy.

@nora charles: Why does it always have to be a combination of names? Why can't it just be Klutzypire or Sparklemope or Stalkerzona?

@Trixie from Toronto: Ha yes, he was a winner.

Robsten? Wow, Twihards don't fall far from the Meyer tree when it comes to lack of originality, huh?

How's that infertility working out for you, Mr. Brand?

@BiteMeMitchell!: I love it too, but for the sanity of my fellow sane people I would wish less baby-pooped-in-bath-and-that's-not-Nutella-on-his-face pictures.

Yes! Less STFUParents-worthy behaviour to look forward to.

I'd like to think Gerard Butler is too dumb to date me.

I wonder where this "portrait-in-front-of-face"-holding started. U2 has people walking around the stage, holding Aung San Suu Kyi portraits in front of their faces during their latest tour, too.

Once again, Wikipedia is my friend. I was all, "Huh, since when do Mars bars contain nuts?" Cause to me, this is a Mars bar.

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Also, her being so conservative then and not now is sort of a lie. Because 8 years ago, this was already Shakira: