Well, at least they used the important half!

Live strong: Now with more EPO.

@zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: You just smear a little on the beginning/ending of the run, or the hole if it's a hole, and it'll stop running. At least for a couple of hours. It's not perfect, but if you don't have extra nylons in your purse, cannot just take them off and go barelegged and are completely at a…

Did she just touch a cursed necklace?

If you don't have clear nailpolish, liquid soap (the kind found in bathrooms) also works as a quick 'fix.'

I knew there was a good reason for my Cameron Diaz dislike.

@Ailatan: To be fair, we look like that even if we lose.

@Kali Mama: HOLLAND *clapclapclap* HOLLAND *clapclapclap*

If the fact that the Vatican approves on Harry Potter makes you not want to see it, a little something:

From Samanthrax:

Wait, Taylor will be around the corner from me tomorrow?

@Dodgergirl: No, no. Only white straight men are not influenced by their backgrounds and life experiences.

If I ate anyone's cake, it'd be yours, Hortense! You can nourish my inner self with unicorns, books and self-righteous rants any day.

@hortense: He is a sad panda, because the cake nazis refused to take his preference into consideration.

@tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: But his hair looks so sexy pushed back!

First, tiers. Now, callouts! WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END, I ASK YOU, WHEN?!

Ahem, don't you mean "arithmancy?"

@hortense: If only you understood that Michael Jackson was a pedophile who should burn in hell OR subscribed to crazy conspiracy theories then you wouldn't have had this problem.

@Lana Leigh loves Meryl Streep: I know, right? My insides were screaming SOMEONE HOLD PARIS' HAND! And then Janet turned to her and held her hand, and Paris leaned her head on her auntie's shoulder and awww.

Okay, I know lots of people have been going on about the children being there, but what if they were asked? What if they WANT to be there?