I read two lines and then had to scroll past this, because I felt like I was losing 10 IQ points a word while reading.

@scarletbegonia: Right? Also, yet another case of a man marrying someone WAY hotter.

I always think these types of things only happen in Lifetime movies, and then life, the real kind, proves me wrong. I wonder if they were dive buddies before, or if this was their first time diving together. I know my sister is completely anal about who she'll have as a buddy. But of course she trusted him. I mean,…

We are so awesome, we get *two* lapel mikes.

@clevernamehere: The US may not have a formal state religion, but it most certainly does have an informal one, and one that is more visible than any state religion in, say, many European countries during the last century or so.

So much hassle could've been avoided if the civil ceremony was made the basis of marital status and the religious ceremony was just an elective. In most countries that have already allowed gay marriage there is a structure like that. Because you cannot force religious institutions to perform marriages they don't…

@pond-side-over: I know the feeling! After three months in Queensland I was praying for a gray, drizzly day that would evolve into a night with pounding, crazy drenching rain!

@Unsolicited Advice: I don't want to be nitpicky, because you make a few valid points, but Laos/Vietnam/Cambodia/Thailand "is" not "a" part of the world. They are nations and regions with distinct cultures and different forms of government.

@HereComesMyBaby: I have really bad breath in the morning.

@morninggloria: Can we do the fuck you this way?

... is trying to shut up her little brother...

Why do I have the feeling there would be more flowers there if it weren't for the fact that people are afraid to even be seen there, engaging in an act of compassion?

I'm sort of happy I missed the news today because I was drinking and enjoying calamares on the beach. Even now, I have a ginormous buzz, so nothing's really sinking in.

Didn't help though. She came in second.

@battleaxonista: *greatmindhighfive*

I don't get it. I thought they'd broken up. Hadn't they broken up? I know I could Google this, but I really don't care enough to bother. Just... stream of consciousness.

Ryan, you take off that shirt right now! (So that I can throw it out. Hole-y, ew.)

@ASmallTurnip:

@MarissaExplainsItAll: My mom read us ALL of The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings. She does the best Gollum voice ever. As much as I loved Gollum in the movies, he couldn't hold a candle to my mom.

Just two more weeks till my exams are over. Two more weeks. Keep eye on prize. And in three weeks, I'll be in London, too! WOO!