Nobody is going to mention the stupidity of this?

Somewhere out there, Valerie Bertinelli is considering a comeback. 

Red & Green are the New Orange

That camo Jazz hat might as well say “My Other Hat is a MAGA Hat.”

I don’t get how you can’t blame Magic Johnson for this. Yes, you have James but you also have a GM who’s a step away from “the rule book doesn’t say a dog CAN’T play basketball!”

Colin Cowherd is furiously re-enacting scenes from“A Beautiful Mind” in order to somehow connect it all to John Wall dancing.

Trump added $4 billion to his assets with the previously unused and extremely nebulous line item “Brand Value.”

I’m expecting Irving and Durant to stand at center court at MSG, announce it’s a new era in Knicks basketball, and the scoreboard crashes down on top them.

So he know why we hate him, he’s just not going to do anything about it?

It’s definitely easier to root for someone who is going through something as shitty as cancer than it is to root for someone just because Vince McMahon decides you should.

The thrust and energy of articles like this are no better than the toxic dogma of Fox News or Breitbart News. This is a shockingly reductive, rigid perspective that fuels simple binary thinking and division.

quote: “There’s Something About Mary, a movie whose most famous laugh line revolves around a woman unknowingly smearing cum in her hair, which was played as hilarious rather than the creepy violation that it would be in reality” 
Oh my goodness.
Did your pearls crack as you typed those words? The horror of dirty comedy,…

bullies always use the excuse, “it was just a joke” when they get called on their shit.

I’m not wasting time with any trenchant analysis. She’s a dummy who married a bigger dummy with money. Her ignorance mixed with casual cruelty isn’t a bug it’s a feature.

“I’d observe that’s three interruptions of my time by the same individual, and that the Chair is not utilizing his discretion to remove that individual,” said Gaetz.

It reminds when of when Ben Affleck thanked Jennifer Garner (at the Oscars?) and said their marriage was work. And then he got caught fucking the nanny not long after that.

“Tonight at six - Millions of idiots who voted for fraud realize they’ve been defrauded.”

You live in a country that was established around the simple idea of some white guys not wanting to pay their taxes...

most people don’t give a shit about anyone but themselves.

Comments like this always make me think of the game Arkham Asylum where the Riddler tells a riddle where the answer involves chopping off the limbs of a baby. When asked how he could say such a terrible thing his answer was “It’s not my baby.”