So Chris Pratt came out as a right-wing nut job.

My expectations and hopes are unbelievably low. I’ll actually consider the next four years a success if there are no nuclear weapons deployed and no significant land wars. I’m assuming that the economy, the social safety net, and basic human decency are already doomed.

First he’s too smart for the briefings, then he can’t retain the info from said briefings. Which is it you orange asshole?

I think he’s surrounding himself with family members like any paranoid mobster would.

Oh fucking fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who voted for him. I don’t give a shit if you like to hear it, Trump voters. You just steered our country directly toward the pits of hell, and if your feelings are hurt by me telling you that, good. Maybe you will think next time you vote instead of pulling the…

You are so dumb.

You’re trying to trot out the “paradox of tolerance”, but you are late to the game. It’s already been solved, amigo. Philosopher Karl Popper brought up this exact point in 1945:

Cast Stevie Nicks.

They’re just gonna keep finding ways to delay this trial until he dies, aren’t they?

Sorry, I used up all my reserves of caring during the election cycle, only to hear people who were ostensibly on the same side as me prattle on about how their vote is a sacred expression of democracy and how we can’t enable the lesser of two evils.

You’re stupid and you should feel bad.

So... Obama was supposed to reverse nearly 3 decades of inequality in the, what, six to eight weeks there was a filibuster proof Senate? Or are you just going to conveniently forget how small the window was between Al Frankin’s win being confirmed and Ted Kennedy dying? Idiot.

The combination of arrogance and cowardice is breathtaking. He is the perfect Trump surrogate.

I’m sure there will be a handful of Reddit threads that will offer their own unique form of congratulations ...

Shut up, Meg.

Fuck, you’re insufferable.

I don’t want to understand your point of view because it is the POV of an asshole. And that was perfectly exemplified in this line:

You obnoxious sacks of shit are just never going to stop whining about Bernie Sanders, huh?