So Chris Pratt came out as a right-wing nut job.

My expectations and hopes are unbelievably low. I’ll actually consider the next four years a success if there are no nuclear weapons deployed and no significant land wars. I’m assuming that the economy, the social safety net, and basic human decency are already doomed.

First he’s too smart for the briefings, then he can’t retain the info from said briefings. Which is it you orange asshole?

I think he’s surrounding himself with family members like any paranoid mobster would.

You are so dumb.

You’re trying to trot out the “paradox of tolerance”, but you are late to the game. It’s already been solved, amigo. Philosopher Karl Popper brought up this exact point in 1945:

They’re just gonna keep finding ways to delay this trial until he dies, aren’t they?

Sorry, I used up all my reserves of caring during the election cycle, only to hear people who were ostensibly on the same side as me prattle on about how their vote is a sacred expression of democracy and how we can’t enable the lesser of two evils.

You’re stupid and you should feel bad.

So... Obama was supposed to reverse nearly 3 decades of inequality in the, what, six to eight weeks there was a filibuster proof Senate? Or are you just going to conveniently forget how small the window was between Al Frankin’s win being confirmed and Ted Kennedy dying? Idiot.

The combination of arrogance and cowardice is breathtaking. He is the perfect Trump surrogate.

I’m sure there will be a handful of Reddit threads that will offer their own unique form of congratulations ...

Shut up, Meg.

Fuck, you’re insufferable.

I don’t want to understand your point of view because it is the POV of an asshole. And that was perfectly exemplified in this line:

You obnoxious sacks of shit are just never going to stop whining about Bernie Sanders, huh?

Those polls are meaningless you stupid fuck. How about we spend our time blaming the people who voted for a fascist, instead of pilling on Hillary for not being hip enough. The DNC didn’t nominate her all by its self, way more people voted for her in the primarys. So she won the nomination, that’s how it works. Also,…

They don’t even ask for lube...

I AM SO SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THAT FUCKING BULLSHIT.

Enough with the fucking tweet storms. If you have something lengthy to write, put it in a blog post or a Facebook post. Tweet storms are the vertical video of the written word.